Skinner
Ok here is this funny Joke that i found in this joke book i've been reading.
There was this guy named Skinner and he always boasted to his boss that he new everyone and to name someone and he new them. So one day the boss got tired of this so he said "Fine Tom Cruise!" And Skinner says "Oh me and Tom go way back let's go down and see him." They get down there and Tom goes "hey skinner, let's have lunch." So they did. And then the boss says "that was just luck, how about the president!" And skinner says "Ok let's go see the president me and him are great friends." So they go to washington and the president sees Skinner and says "hi skinner, what are you doing here? "oh well you're here let's go" Still the boss is still feeling a little suspcious. So He says alright just one more. The Pope! So Skinner says alright. And they go to Rome. And the Pope is just about to make this big speech and so Skinner tells his boss that he is going to go in and say hi to all the gaurds because he knows them all so they will let him right in. And then Skinner walks out with the Pope and then he comes back to find his boss. And all these ambulances are all around him. And Skinner asks "what happened??" The boss answers well i was doing just fine when you walked out with the Pope but then this man next to me asks "Who's that guy in the funny hat standing next to skinner?" lol isn't that funny. I love jokes. They are so funny. hehehehehehehehe. Well i'll try to post later. :)
There was this guy named Skinner and he always boasted to his boss that he new everyone and to name someone and he new them. So one day the boss got tired of this so he said "Fine Tom Cruise!" And Skinner says "Oh me and Tom go way back let's go down and see him." They get down there and Tom goes "hey skinner, let's have lunch." So they did. And then the boss says "that was just luck, how about the president!" And skinner says "Ok let's go see the president me and him are great friends." So they go to washington and the president sees Skinner and says "hi skinner, what are you doing here? "oh well you're here let's go" Still the boss is still feeling a little suspcious. So He says alright just one more. The Pope! So Skinner says alright. And they go to Rome. And the Pope is just about to make this big speech and so Skinner tells his boss that he is going to go in and say hi to all the gaurds because he knows them all so they will let him right in. And then Skinner walks out with the Pope and then he comes back to find his boss. And all these ambulances are all around him. And Skinner asks "what happened??" The boss answers well i was doing just fine when you walked out with the Pope but then this man next to me asks "Who's that guy in the funny hat standing next to skinner?" lol isn't that funny. I love jokes. They are so funny. hehehehehehehehe. Well i'll try to post later. :)
posted by Elizabeth at 9:23 AM
3 Comments:
Ok i think i get now. it took me a while though. i had to read it 10 times over befor i got it! :) good joke beth! Hey i thought it was really funny that you said you love jokes, see i thought it was so funny becase you left out a part. you should say "I love jokes, especialy when i get them!" hah don't worry i am really slow to!
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Flo, you emailed me and said that you didn't get the joke. Well you see like everyone knows who skinner is. So like the boss is trying to prove him wrong. And the boss says the pope. And like most everyone knows the pope. So like..um when skinner walked out with him and the guy next to him says "who's that guy next to skinner with the funny hat?" And the boss had a heartattack. You get it now. This isn't a very good explination but it's the best i could do!!
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